PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Record)—Mins after it was once printed that categorized paperwork have been discovered at Mike Pence’s house in Indiana, Donald J. Trump demanded that his former Vice-President go back all of the name of the game fabrics to Mar-a-Lago “directly.”
An incandescently offended Trump addressed the media at his Palm Seaside house and accused his former working mate of being “the bottom type of existence” for taking paperwork “that have been rightfully mine.”
“Mike Pence took paperwork from the White Space with out asking me first if I sought after to take them,” he stated. “Mike Pence saved me from having an entire number of paperwork, and that, rather frankly, is a shame.”
Calling Pence “a complete snake within the grass,” Trump stated, “At all times he was once sucking as much as me, he was once busy shoving paperwork down his pants. Some Christian!”
He added that “the Charter must be rewritten” to stay long term Vice-Presidents from taking paperwork that the President would possibly need. “This must by no means be allowed to occur in our nation,” he stated.