The Trump Enablers Dance On
With Donald Trump, there’s not anything new, most effective new iterations of previous scams. In 2019, the mythical sports activities journalist Rick Reilly wrote a...
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Republican Debt-Ceiling Insanity Is About to Start Once more
For the ones of you who don’t apply economics, or are too younger to recall the political occasions of 2011 and 2013, the time period...
Kevin McCarthy Celebrates One Week of Being Slightly Tolerated by means of Colleagues
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz File)—Stating that “it’s time for a victory lap,” Consultant Kevin McCarthy celebrated one week of being slightly tolerated by means of his...
Kevin McCarthy’s Hole Victory Will Have Financial and Political Penalties
Early Saturday morning, amid scenes redolent of the 19th century, when brawls sometimes broke out at the flooring of the Area of Representatives, Kevin McCarthy...
Kevin McCarthy Fails Math for First Time Since Top College
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Record)—In a historical setback, Consultant Kevin McCarthy has failed a math check for the primary time since highschool. Witnesses in Congress mentioned...
Kari Lake Livid That Some Liars, Like George Santos, Were given to Win and She Didn’t
PHOENIX (The Borowitz Record)—The previous anchorwoman Kari Lake mentioned it’s “utterly unfair” that some liars, corresponding to George Santos, were given to win their elections...
Trump’s 2024 Marketing campaign So A ways Is an Epic Act of Self-Sabotage
The reliable marketing campaign for the 2024 Republican Presidential nomination is just 3 weeks outdated, however there’s one transparent takeaway to this point: Donald Trump...
Will Republicans Who Have Soured on Trump Flip Out for Herschel Walker?
“We had a actually excellent night time right here in Georgia,” the state’s Republican governor, Brian Kemp, stated just lately, on CNN, regarding the 2022...
Kari Lake Storms Out of Thanksgiving After Shedding Struggle for Wishbone
PHOENIX (The Borowitz Document)—The previous anchorwoman Kari Lake reportedly “stormed out” of Thanksgiving dinner after shedding a pitched combat over the wishbone, more than one...
Can Any Republican Rival Take Down Donald Trump?
Simply two weeks after the midterm elections, the very last thing that many American citizens need to take into consideration, I’d bet, is the 2024...